Tom Hiddleston with a puppy.
I can’t even handle this picture. I just can’t.
Is it just me or does it look like he’s wearing a form of Loki’s armour in this picture?
It’s meant to be young Loki with his son Fenrir and it makes my soul cry.
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
1800’s French Military Uniform
Today’s Military Uniforms
where did all the style go
where was the time when you could just
out-fab your opponents
do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French
REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING OMFG
Take note: Different forms of intimacy.
I don’t understand why people think they need to have sex right away when they could spend so much time doing things like this.
this is genius
genius because after they can shower together…
smart man right there.
This is beautiful.
Master, can Wwe do this? girl would really love to do this.
Today… was a very eventful day. girl learned a lot of things, mostly that she should be open and honest, and speak with her Master when something is bothering her. Communication is key. It’s always been a downfall of her relationships in the past. She has a hard time opening up and communicating with the people she cares about because she fears she would be burdening them.
That is not so. Master has chosen to be with her, because she cares, and wants to take care of girl. That includes understanding and listening to her when she is upset, or there is something wrong. girl must be open about what might be bothering her. And she must always, ALWAYS look to her Master first, before looking to older, more destructive habits.
DUCKS DO IT TOO
good news, everyone.
oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.
so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.